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ridingchariots


Whether you are or are not a Master-

-you are my friend, and that will never change.


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ridingchariots
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I do like the horns and the lance.

Everything about this is still wrong. My hair is neither pink, nor blue, and the clothes are ridiculous. I'm also not a woman!

Does she - do I jiggle?
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....is this one of those Earth fetishes?

[THIS IS NEW.]

Maybe. I'm more concerned with how I do not look like that.

Hmm. Depictions of me aren't always accurate either, but they usually get hair color right. This is unusual indeed!

So, who are the other women you're with? Maybe that holds a clue!

Various legends of repute, some of which were actually women. Joan of Arc is dressed sensibly even if she happens to have wings here. King Arthur has a pink teddy bear and sparkles.

What in the name of--why is she bouncing.

...Is that...what people think you look like in this era?!

...That is a nice lance, though.

I'm going to have to ask my Master about it when he sees it.

I thought you would appreciate it.

I can't say I understand what on earth she's wearing. Or what's wrong with her hair.

Wow is a very good answer.

[Look at this huge redheaded muscular man without things like breasts. This is not the person on the website.]

I don't think you have to worry about jiggling.

I just wonder why that feature was included.

...Rider, what the hell are you looking at.

[Why are there scantily-clad girls with bouncing tits on the computer he isn't even interested in that sort of thing.]

This is supposed to be 'Alexander the Great'. It says so.

Someone's taken a lot of artistic license.

That's probably because you don't have breasts.

It moves when you click on it.

[Well, she can't exactly click, but it does jiggle when her pen touches it.]

Why does it bounce? People in future eras are very strange...

It's... interesting. But more than very strange.

Why would someone draw something like that?

The more important question here is would you do her--no, would you do yourself?

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No, probably not. I'm not my type.

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